Charlie Man

Charlie Man

to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel

It's four O'clock on some Other day
A bunch of us go for a swim
There's a scotsman drinking next to me
It's McKutchins with nothing else in

And he ass me "can you write a song or two,
In fact won't you write nine or ten?
Cos I'm sure I'll be needing a holiday
From saving your ass once again"


Oh something "you all everybody...
Lada chim-cheroo lada"

I'll sing you a song cos I'm Charlie man,
So listen you drunk scottish sod
Cos before our lane crashed on this island
You know I was a bloody rock god!

Now John was a wheelchair bound salesman
Who blew up a hatch and survived
He's obsessed with a dad who's a conman
Who continually ruined his life


And so Ben brought him onto the island
and demanded John cut off his head
But he didn't have the stomach to do it
He got Sawyer to kill him instead

Oh something "you all everybody...
Lada chim-cheroo lada"

Now Jack had performed spial surgery
On a man that he barely just met
Then they left Jack for dead and they went on ahead
so he came back with miss Juliette

All those Others can't have any babies
So they're taking our kids for their own
So we'd better start living together
Cos it's better than dying alone


I'll sing you a song cos I'm Charlie man,
About all this stuff from before
I may not be good in a rumble
But I'll make a good trubadour


It's a pretty good day for a skirmish
And the Others have plans to invade
And it's just been revealed what they're coming to steal
So we're ready to thwart their crusade

So I'll play my guitar to distract them
And while they're all looking this way
Take the chance that you find to sneak up from behind
And get busy at saving the day

Something something "I onece played a hobbit"
bloody rock god ladida dada

I'll sing you a song cos I'm Charlie man,
So listen you drunk scottish sod
Cos before our lane crashed on this island
You know I was a bloody rock god!