To the tune of You can't hurry Love by Phil Collins
You have island love, and you're gonna spew
When you find out how it will kill you
The Others say
Don't have island love
Baby don't even date
Find alternative measures
to satisfy the urge to mate
He got you knocked up
And your period's late
Now that bun in the oven
Has guaranteed to seal your fate
But how can Juliette hope to save
Another pregnant mom from an early grave?
An ultrasound revealed that Jin ain't shooting blanks
And even tho Sun knows she's dead she's giving Julie thanks
but remember Others Said
Don't have island love
No you just have to wait
Go and take a cold shower
to satisfy the urge to mate
One time in a cage
Sawyer got jiggy with Kate
Now she'd doin' the dishes
And watching Shepherd on a date
Now Dr Jack has found his Juliette
and Kate is after all the loving that she can get
So later on that night beneath the mango trees
Sawyer's gonna teach her all about the birds and bees
But remember Others said
Don't have island love
Baby don't even date
Find alternative measures
to satisfy the urge to mate
He got you knocked up
And your period's late
Now that bun in the oven
Has guaranteed to seal your fate
So just wait!
Having Island love you come to easy
She may be worth dating - not impregnating
cos your sperm count has increased your chance
That's a leathal weapon inside your pants
Don't keep dating - or go all the way
Try to fill her - you're gonna killer her
The Others said
Don't have island love
Baby don't even date
Find alternative measures
to satisfy the urge to mate
He got you knocked up
And your period's late
Now that bun in the oven
Has guaranteed to seal your fate
Don't have island love
Baby don't even date
Find alternative measures
to satisfy the urge to mate
He got you knocked up
And your period's late
Now that bun in the oven
Has guaranteed to seal your fate
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