The Longest Time

(We can't see Lost) For the Longest Time (The Lost Hiatus song)

To the tune of The Longest Time by Billy Joel.

Lyrics:

We can't see Lost for the longest time
Won't see Lost for the longest

They stopped showing Lost the other night
There are still more stories left to write
About Locke's wheelchair, and how the Others got there
We won't get to find out for the longest time

Once I bought the whole series one
I'll now have myself a marathon
So you can find me Intravenously drinking coffee
Watching every episode now back to back

We can't see Lost for the longest time
Won't see Lost for the longest

Hurley sees imaginary friends
Charlie's off the drugs and has the bends
Desmond's a mystic
And Locke is shamanistic
I can't find out why now for the longest time

Maybe we'll hold out after all
We can stay psyched, we can be strong
We'll make do with forums and the like
And we will be alright - oh now who am I kidding?

Waiting for so long has made me cry
I will book my ticket to Hawaii
I'll beg those show-offs: Carlton Cuse and Lindelof
to tell me all the answers or I'll make them die

There's another hatch to explore
What's with the smoke? And what's he boat for?
We need more connections in the past
This hiatus cannot last, but it's gone on forever

I don't care what riducule it brings
I've got my own theories 'bout these things
I'll write my own show, and when I get you hooked
the I won't let you watch it for the longest time

ooooooooh - for the longest time
ooooooooh - for the longest time
ooooooooh - for the longest time
ooooooooh - for the longest time