Oh Benry

Oh Benry

To the tune of Oh Mandy by Barry Manilow.





Lyrics:

Found you trapped inside a net
and we started takin' bets
Were you one of us, or where you an Other?
Trying to escape you got yourself shot
so we took you to a secret hatch
Dr Jack began to patch
We kept you in a cell cos we couldn't trust you
Didn't know your name, but soon we would bust you

Oh Benry, the answers were there for the taking
But you said nothing for days Oh Benry
Sayid said that you were just faking
So we locked you away, oh Benry...

Trekking in the afternoon,
Came across an old balloon
We found it where you said, were we mistaken,
Thinking that you lied, our conscience was aching and
Then we found the cross you made
Where you said your girl was laid
Digging up the grave where you said you buried
Your wife's deceased remains
But what did we find there?

Oh Benry,
The corpse that we found there was stinking
But we knew right away, oh Benry
If this was your wife we were thinking
That you're totally gay oh Benry

How were we to know all of your lyin'
Was just to get our doc to stop you from dyin'

Oh Benry, Your dastardly plans were unfolding in mysterious ways
Oh Benry, you gave Walt and Michael a scolding, and then sent them away
Oh Benry, you locked Kate and Sawyer in Cages, and then watched them at play
Oh Benry, the Others were making their wagers on who'd kill you

Kill You