Mikey's got a gun

To the tune of "Janie's got a gun" by Aerosmith:

Mikey got a gun
Mikey got a gun
And granma's got his son
to keep from knowing what he'd done
What did he have to do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
He said he shot Ana Lucia,
And Libbie's in an early grave
And Mikey managed to get Benry to the safety of the Others
So Walt and Mikey could be saved

Mikey lost his son
in his frustration
knives and ropes and cars and guns
He's cheating death just for fun
How can he end it all
drive himself into a wall
But even though his car is totalled,
He lives to see another day
But when he's finally out of traction and he gets a new revolver
Mr Friendly's got some things to say

Guns will jam, ropes will snap and power tools will fail
You're denied suicide, all attempts will come to no avail
Freighter rides on the tide, We'll get you inside

Mikey got a bomb
Doesn't know who it's from
But if he turns it on
there'll be nothing left to be enbalmed
Power's on but all he gets
a warning not to blow it yet
Cos Benry's on the other line telling Mikey just wait a while
You'll get your chance to blow the freighter just as soon as all the good guys
are in the safety of the isle

Sweep the deck, wash the dishes keep your profile low
don't be caught, even if Sayid'll try to blow your cover
Dobs you in, Captain grins, think you can swim

Captain's got a gun
Shooting skeets for fun
Mikey's almost done
And everybody's having fun

Mikey's got some gum
Naomi's got hot buns

Captain's an Australian
(Mikey's now called Kevin Johnson)
Desmond's back in 'Nam
(And death is in his sight)
Mr Friendly's real name is Tom
(Myles knows it's not his real name)
Widmore is a piece of scum
(But he won't start a fight)